Dog satellite funny blank greeting card


Shipping to United States: $0.98

We've all known a doggy or two who has had to endure one of these cones on their heads to keep them from licking or biting themselves. But oh how they hate them! I was a veterinary technician for 36 years and I have heard many people ask "Do they get good reception with these things?"
This was my illustration for the word "satellite" over at
Done on a paper bag with a marker and a white pencil :)
The card will have a white border. The wrinkles of the bag add charm and character!

Each card measures approx 4x5" and comes with a brown paper envelope to match the look. I will slip it into a cello sleeve for protection. The card is blank for your own message.

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Shipping from United States

I ship usps first class or priority. I print and ship within 1-2 business days.


If for any reason you're not satisfied, I will give a full refund or replace the item if it is a card or print. I ask that you contact me before leaving negative feedback please. I will always make the situation right and fair for us all.


I print the items as they're ordered. If you'd like multiples, please convo me and I'll put up a special order. I also do custom orders.
I have discounts for multiple cards! Buy 5, get one free!

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